👑 Meet Queen Raylene
Breed: Dachshund Royalty
Age: Old enough to know better.
Status: Recently widowed. Emotionally unavailable. Looking for a forever homeÂ
Raylene enjoys:
Judging strangers from across the room.
Being wrapped in luxurious blankets.
Pearl necklaces.
Chicken (preferably hand-fed).
Being told she’s beautiful at least six times a day.
Supervising absolutely everything.
