Meet Malaika
Breed: Tiny House Panther
Age: Ageless Beauty
Status: Falsely accused of being intimidating.
Don’t let the teeth fool you.
Malaika isn’t snarling.
She’s smiling.
(Or at least that’s what her lawyer insists.)
Malaika was discovered during a high-risk rescue operation after reports of “a dangerous black creature lurking in the neighborhood.”
Upon arrival, the Hot Grannies Rescue Team bravely approached the suspect.
Within seconds, Malaika rolled onto her back, accepted belly rubs, and immediately requested snacks.
