Meet Danger Ranger
Breed: Certified Adventure Buddy
Age: Forever Young
Weight: Small enough to carry. Big enough to protect you from absolutely nothing.
Danger Ranger earned his name honestly.
No puddle is too deep.
No squirrel is too fast.
No golf cart is too dangerous.
He approaches every day like it’s the greatest adventure ever invented.
Ranger was “rescued” while bravely patrolling the neighborhood in search of snacks, new friends, and anything that squeaks. Although witnesses insist he wasn’t actually in danger, the Hot Grannies Rescue Team refused to take any chances.
Since joining the crew, Ranger has quickly been promoted to Head of Security, Snack Quality Control, and Professional Morale Booster.
Ranger enjoys:
• Riding shotgun in the golf cart
• Meeting absolutely everyone
• Chasing leaves like they’re fugitives
• Making new best friends every five minutes
• Long walks that somehow become side quests
• Treats. Any treats. All treats.
Ranger dislikes:
• Vacuums
• Being left out of the fun
• Closed doors
• Being told he’s “just a little dog”
